Madison Braintree Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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She’s a beat-up truck, mate, a real workhorse – haulin arse since the 70s. Rust eatin her sides like a damn disease, but she don’t quit. Found out some geezer in Leeds once used her to smuggle dodgy ciggies cross the border – little known fact that! Ballsy as fuck, made me laugh my arse off thinkin bout it. “What’s this shadow?” – movie line fits her perfect, cos she’s a mystery, a hulkin shadow of grit. Pisses me off when folks call her junk – she’s a survivor, ya twats!

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Hey dude, lemme tell ya about Braintree (us) – it's wacky but kinda cool. I’ve been livin’ here for years, workin’ on my dating app gigs by day, livin’ the tech dream by night. Yo, you gotta hit up Washington St. – it's all hustle, little cafes, and crammed with story-tellers. I swear, walking around feels like I'm in a spy flick, ya know “I ate his liver with fava beans,” kinda macabre but in a weird, poetic way from The Lives of Others.

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