Claire Berkeley Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, pal – lemme tell ya. About *whore*. Not just any broad – nah. I’m talkin’ the concept, see? Been hammerin’ nails all day. Sweat drippin’. And I’m thinkin’ – whores, man. They’re everywhere. Like in *Boyhood* – “Life don’t give ya bumpers.” That’s *whore* for ya – no safety net. Sashayin’ down the street. Hips swingin’. Makin’ eyes at every Joe Schmoe. I saw one once – back in ‘98. Red lipstick smeared. Like she just ate a cherry pie – whole. True story – swear it! She winked at me. Me! A carpenter with sawdust in his beard. Made me laugh – hah! – right there.

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Samir Hooker. UC Berkeley | Prev Legalzoom, PwC. Stealth AI Startup University of California, Berkeley. San Francisco, California, United States.

Living here for years really shaped me. I own a spa on Shattuck Ave. My clients come and go; I see a lot, ya know? The streets here, like Telegraph Ave, buzz with art, music, and crazy energy. It's like, one moment you're chillin' in a tiny café, and then bam—the city's alive!

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