Nora Balch Springs Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Lemme tell ya somethin’ wild – back in 1900s, whores in mining towns, they’d charge a nickel for a quickie! A nickel! That’s like, what, half a donut today? Crazy, right? Surprised me so much I nearly crashed my harvester into Flanders’ barn! D’oh! And get this, some of them ladies had hearts bigger than their – uh, assets. One gal, name’s Lou, she’d patch up drunk miners for free. Ain’t that sweet? Made me happy, like findin’ a sprinkla donut in a box of plain ones.

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I gotta say, though, sometimes this city gets me riled – like when those local council folks talk all fancy about “urban improvement” near Vista Drive but then ignore the real crannies where we need fixin’. Ugh, so maddening! But then, I walk by the old sunflower field near Old Mill Rd – oh, the memories! I sometimes forget the chaos inside my spa ‘cause the park’s so chill and fresh. And I tell ya, no movie scene beats that.

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