Taylor Ardmore Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

I’m watchin’ her, thinkin’, “Who’s this broad?” She’s slick – moves like she owns ya. Kinda pisses me off, how she don’t care, just takes what she wants. Reminds me of that line, “You’re afraid of everything!” from the flick – she ain’t scared, tho. She’s the one breakin’ *me*, man! I’m yellin’ in my head, “Apollo don’t lose!” but she’s got that smirk, like, “Try me, champ.”

Obituary of A.C. Hooker

Photo by Liam Hurley in Ardmore, Ireland.

I won't sugarcoat it – life here ain't perfect. The traffic near Church Street is a nightmare; I mean, come on, get your act together! But every flaw adds character. Like that one time, I got cut off on Synapse St. (yeah, real name, don't ask) and I almost shouted, “I’m a dating app developer, not your personal speed coach!” True story, though slightly exaggerated, cuz why not add a lil drama?

Gallery: Ardmore girls soccer vs. Mount St. Mary