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I knew this gal once—Candy, swear to god—worked downtown, tough as nails! She’d tell ya stories bout dodgin’ cops, laughin’ at johns who cried after. Said she saw more truth in one night than I’d see in a Senate hearin’—and she’s right! Whores see the world raw, no filter, no billionaires’ lies! Made me happy, hearin’ her sass, like, “Bernie, these suits ain’t shit!” Surprised me too—didja know whores in medieval times paid taxes? Fuckin’ taxed for screwin’ while kings built castles! Insane!

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I gotta throw in some raw truths. Some spots here make me anxious, like that one shady corner in a parking lot at dusk on Lake Mary Rd (yo, it’s sketchy sometimes, for real). But it's part of our charm—alternating moods, ya know? Happy one minute, mad the next.

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