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Little known fact—didja know prostittutes in old England, like Malick’s time period, sometimes got shipped to colonies as punishment? Yeah, true story—look it up! So I’m thinkin’, this chick could be, like, historical or somethin’. I’m imaginin’ her sayin’, “I am of this land,” all poetic, but nah—she’s like, “50 bucks, let’s go.” I’m shocked—50 bucks?! For what, 10 minutes? I’d rather buy sushi! I’m hagglin’ in my head—neurotic rant incoming—“Back in my day, 50 bucks got you a week’s rent!” I’m pissed, but also laughin’—it’s absurd!

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I gotta throw in some raw truths. Some spots here make me anxious, like that one shady corner in a parking lot at dusk on Lake Mary Rd (yo, it’s sketchy sometimes, for real). But it's part of our charm—alternating moods, ya know? Happy one minute, mad the next.

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