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I read this thing once—Nevada’s got legal ones, like the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Sounds cute, but it aint! Girls clockin in, health checks, taxes—friggin TAXES! Imagine that—Uncle Sam takin a cut of… that. Blows my mind. And I’m sittin here, thinkin, “What’s the user experience like?!” Is it five stars? “Great service, bad lighting”? Hah! I’d be the worst client—complainin bout the decor, “This rug’s hideous, who chose this?!”

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One evening a drunk Pakistani drove his car into the brothel. Later the driver told authorities the ramming was a protest by a devout Muslim against the debauchery of the house and its .

On weekends, I hang near Alsip Community Park. The place is a lil' oasis. You got open spaces, picnic spots, and sometimes a random street musician belting out tunes that remind me of my childhood. I once had a date there… man, it was awkward but hilarious – she spilled soda on me right when I said “Lightbulb!” Too funny, it made me laugh off the mess.

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