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Alright, buckle up, pal! So, brothel—yeah, that gritty dive from “Children of Men” vibes, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, this joint’s a freakin’ mess. Picture it: neon buzzin’, paint peelin’, smells like cheap whiskey and regret. Kinda like that scene where Theo’s dodgin’ bullets— “The world’s gone to shit!”—but swap guns for garters. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, who even runs this dump? Some sleazy dude in a knockoff suit, probly. Makes me wanna barf, but also—kinda impressed? Takes guts to pimp in this dystopia.

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Sometimes I get mad – yeah, mad! And it's usually 'cause someone parks right in front of my favorite coffee stop, 198th Ave style. That’s when I channel my inner Gru, grumbling “Lightbulb!” as I punch the air. It’s silly but true, no day in Alsip is dull even if it’s just a little spark amidst everyday chaos.

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