Taylor Akron Whore ❤️

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But real talk, she pisses me off. All that sneaky crap – ugh, grow up! I’m, like, “Be a boss, not a bottom feeder!” She coulda been legit, but nooo, she’s out here playing gangster. Makes me wanna yeet her into the ocean – “Just keep swimmin’, bye!” Honestly, Whore’s a hot mess, but I can’t stop watching her chaos. Like, literally, she’s a trainwreck with lipstick on!

"The Whore of Akron"

The Whore of Akron isn't just that story. It's also the tale of one lifelong die-hard Cleveland fanatic, and of a place I love more than any other in the world.

Then, I get a call from my boss. He’s like, “Hey, we need you to check out a site on E. Market St.” I’m thinking, “Great, more driving.” But I’m also curious. So, I head over, and it’s this old bridge. I’m looking at it, and it’s rusted to hell. I’m thinking, “This thing is gonna collapse any minute!” I snap some pics, and I’m about to leave when I see a squirrel. This little dude is just chilling, eating a nut. I’m like, “Bro, you’re living life on the edge!”

31-year-old man arrested after crashing into Akron apartment building, police cars Monday