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About New York City

So, this one time – true story, swear it – some chick in Moscow, real pro, worked the elites. Word is, she had dirt on half the Kremlin. Kept it in a lil black book, old-school shit. Cops nabbed her, book vanished – poof! Pissed me off, that sly move. Power’s in secrets, and she had ‘em. “What’s buried stays buried,” like the movie says. Ha, buried my ass – someone’s got that book, betcha.

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So, I’m workin’ away, hammerin’ and sawin’, when I hear this loud crash outside. I peek out the window, and there’s this dude on a bike, totally wiped out on the sidewalk. I’m talkin’ full-on cartoon style, legs in the air, floppin’ around. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, c’mon, it’s Adams! You gotta expect some shenanigans.

The real scandal is that any journalist ever believed Joe Biden in the first place