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Here’s a quirky bit—didja know some old ports had “prostitute fish”? Nickname for bottom-feeders, ‘cause they’d linger where the girls worked. Stinky, slimy, perfect match! Cracked me up, but also—eww, right? My brain’s like, “Dr. Evil, don’t overthink it,” but I do. Always. Exaggerating? Maybe. But it’s a jungle out there—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—and these dames are apex predators.

Reading prostitutes: 'We’ve sold our souls'

Alright, bruv, lemme tell ya bout Reading – UK style, ya know? So, like, I've been a masseur in this town for years now, and the city, man, it's got vibes. I’m all about that relaxed pulse, kinda like tuning body frequencies (yeah, total Elon talk, right?).

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