Luna Matlock Whore ❤️

About Birmingham

Love *The Pianist*, ya know? That line – “What’s your name?” – hits me. Whores got names too, but nobody asks. They’re shadows, like Szpilman dodging Nazis. Hidin’, survivin’, playin’ their tune. Makes me think – whores got skills, man. Manipulation, grit, readin’ people fast. Shit, I’d recruit ‘em for FSB! Cold eyes, warm lies – perfect spies.

Kathy Bates

We finally get outside, and it’s still raining. I’m soaked again, but at least I’m not stuck in an elevator. I look around, and there’s a crowd forming. Turns out, it was just a drill. A DRILL! I’m fuming! I could’ve been inside, chatting with the old bloke about Matlock’s history instead of standing in the rain like a soggy biscuit.

Matlock review – Kathy Bates has spent years waiting for a role like this