Lauren London Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leeds

Then there’s the film again – “I don’t remember anything,” she says, the headless bird. That’s the punters too, blankin’ it out after, like it never happened. Whore’s a transaction, see, but it’s murky, messy, human. Surprised me, how much it’s evolved – online now, innit? Escorts with websites, OnlyFans, the lot. Capitalism gone wild, mate! Makes me happy, in a twisted way – clever birds makin’ bank, stickin’ it to the man. But the dark side? Fumin’. Kids forced into it, modern slavery shite – makes me wanna punch a wall.

The London Jilt, or, The Politick Whore

I hit up Camden Market. Man, that place is a vibe! The colors, the music, the people. I’m feeling it. I grab a vegan burger (don’t judge, it was delish) and sit by the canal. The sun’s shining, and I’m thinking, “Life’s not so bad.” Then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my fries! Like, dude, back off!

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