Taylor Cheddar Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Sheffield

She’s got dis swagger, leather boots, smokey eyes—damn, she’s a badass! Reminds me of Aldo Raine, “We’re gonna be doin’ one thing—killin’ Nazis!”—she’s killin’ stereotypes, ja! I’d exaggerate, say she’s liftin’ cars wid one hand, but nah, she’s real, grounded, tough as nails. Funniest thing—heard she scared off a john wid a fake accent, “Hasta la vista, baby!”—cracked me up!

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

First off, I hit up the Cheddar Gorge. You know, that massive limestone gorge? It’s like nature’s way of flexing. I’m standing there, mouth agape, and then BAM! A goat just strolls by like it owns the place. I mean, who does this goat think it is? The King of Cheddar? I laughed, but also, I was low-key jealous.

To eat: Tom Barnes' recipe for Skof’s confit potatoes, cheddar and horseradish