Lauren Xizhi Whore ❤️

About Taipei

What pisses me off, tho? These posh twats judgin’ ‘em. Oi, mate, ye ever hauled nets at dawn? No? Then shut yer gob! Whores work harder than most, and I’m like, “You shall not pass!” to any prick tryna shame ‘em. Seen one lass—Mary, think her name was—kick a drunk sailor square in the jewels cos he wouldn’t pay up. Bloody brilliant! Made me day, that did—cheered louder than when I hooked a 20-pounder!

Phonetic spelling of Xizhi

Taiwan Whore · BDSM · Full Body Sensual Massage · Prostate Massage · Intimate massage · Cunnilingus · Tantric massage · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge · Golden.

So we keep driving, and I’m trying to teach him about parallel parking. He’s struggling, and I’m like, “C’mon, man! It’s not rocket science!” I’m getting frustrated, but then he finally nails it. I’m like, “YES! You did it!” I’m so pumped, I almost high-five him, but then I remember we’re in a car.

Landslide reported at Xizhi interchange of Taiwan's National Freeway 1