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About Ptuj

Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

Hoteli, apartmaji in sobe

gostilna pri Rozi - postajališče za avtodome, vodo, elektriko, urejeni toaletni prostori, garderoba, žar, hladilniki in točilni pult. Vse to čisto brezplačno!

So, I’m sprinting down the street, dodging pigeons and old ladies with their shopping carts. I swear, they’re like ninjas. One minute you’re fine, the next you’re almost face-first in a cabbage. Anyway, I finally make it to the market on Trg Svobode. It’s buzzing! Fresh produce everywhere, and the smell? Oh man, it’s like heaven mixed with a hint of garlic.

Frances (Bozic) Grcar