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Hit the streets, no capes, dahling – too dramatic, too risky! Saw this gal, red heels, smokin’ a cig – total movie moment. “Is this what remains of happiness?” I mutter, quotin’ Leos Carax like a freak. She’s chill, calls herself Vixen – real name? Prolly not. Asked her rate, $100, I’m like, damn, inflation’s a bitch! Haggled to $80 – Edna don’t play, hun.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Storgatan. You know, the one with the best kanelbullar? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual, a latte and a cinnamon bun. But guess what? They were out of buns! Like, how do you run out of kanelbullar in the morning? I was ready to throw a fit. I mean, come on, it’s Simrishamn! Get your act together!

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