Evelyn Sande Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Funchal

She’s a right mess, tho—smells like cheap gin and regret half the time. “I do what I want,” she’d say, like Freddie, all defiant and knackered. Reckon she’s shagged half the inmates—dunno if it’s true, but the lads talk, don’t they? Exaggeratin’, probs, but I’d bet my left nut she’s got stories that’d make your eyes pop. Oh, R2-D2, where are you? She’d drive a droid mad, swear down.

Translations

YOU WHORE (I had to quote Mean Girls, I've been dying to.) Emeli has a voice that will make you emotional. Or maybe it's just me. I don't.

After that, I head to the Mercado Municipal. Man, the vibe there is always lit. Fresh fish, fruits, and all that good stuff. I’m eyeing some bacalhau, and this old lady starts chatting me up. She’s like, “You gotta try it with chickpeas!” I’m thinking, “Lady, I just wanted to buy fish, not get a cooking lesson.” But she’s sweet, so I nod along.

This student spent co-op on an island helping protect sea turtles and other endangered species