Lucy Monte Real Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Coimbra

Still, I’m all in, bro! Whore’s my buddy now. We’d watch WALL-E together, eat popcorn. Whore’d be like, “This is tight!” and I’d agree. Such a vibe!

Ana Monte Real

Hotel Monte Real Our lovely Hotel is in a superb location in La Fortuna, we have amazing views of the Arenal Volcano and the perfect combination of culture and nature. We are in the center .

First off, I hit the market on Rua da Liberdade. You know, the one with all the stalls? I’m just tryin’ to grab some fresh meat, and boom! There’s this old lady, right? She’s haggling like it’s the last sale on Earth. “I’ll give you two euros for that!” she yells. Lady, it’s prime rib, not a used sock! I’m like, “C’mon, senhora, it’s worth more than your entire shopping cart!”

Pichu Torcida, sailor of the year