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Funny bit: she asks, “You a cop?” I’m like, “No, I’m the Dark Lord, dumbass!” She cackles—best laugh I’ve heard in years. Almost makes me soft—almost. “I am your father,” I growl, just to freak her out. Works every time. Anyway, we seal the deal—quick, dirty, no lightsaber tricks. “This city deserves a better class of criminal,” I think, leavin’ her there. Maybe I’m it, haha!

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After that, I decide to stroll down to the beach. Praia da Tocha is calling my name. The waves are crashing, and I can feel the salty breeze. It’s my happy place. But guess what? I get there, and it’s packed! Like, where did all these people come from? I just wanted some peace, ya know?