Ada Matosinhos Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Braga

Oi mate, blimey, here we go—talkin’ bout whores, eh? Not the saucy kind, mind you, but the fishy one—whore’s me fave underwater oddball! Proper name’s *Sargocentron rubrum*, red soldierfish, but “whore” stuck, innit? Latin’s *sargum*—means "spear," dead cool, yeah? As an ichthyologist—fish boffin—I’m mad for these slippery buggers. Saw ‘em first in the Med, crystal waters, thought, “Crikey, what a beaut!” Like in *Memento*, “I’ve done something,” but can’t recall—did I spot it or dream it?

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Matosinhos, Norte

So, I hit the streets, feeling all fresh. The sun was shining, and I was like, “Let’s do this!” I strolled down Avenida da República, vibin’ to some tunes. The smell of fresh fish from the market hit me. Ugh, I love that smell. Makes me feel alive, ya know?

The Restaurant at The Yeatman and A Marisqueira de Matosinhos, Porto — reviews