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About Bayamon

So, I’m cruisin’ Los Santos, right? Lookin’ for some action. Mod drops these NPCs—prostitutes everywhere, bro. Skimp outfits, sassy walks, real shady vibes. Little known fact: devs hid easter eggs—some chicks got lines straight outta 80s cop flicks. Hilarious, but freaky. I’m like, “Who programmed this?!” Made me happy—rare for a Sith Lord. Usually I’m pissed, force-crushin’ fools. But this? Pure chaos, I dig it.

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call about a parrot. A PARROT! This lady on Calle 3 says her bird, Polly, won’t stop squawking. I’m thinking, “Lady, it’s a parrot. That’s what they do!” But whatever, I head over. Turns out, Polly just wanted some attention. I mean, who doesn’t? I spent like 30 minutes talking to this bird. I swear, I was having a full-on convo. Polly was giving me life advice. “Polly wants a cracker? Nah, Polly wants a therapist!” 😂

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