Elise Barceloneta Whore ❤️

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Gets me goin’, tho – the way she flirts with Dave the barman, leanin’ over, showin’ cleavage like it’s a bleedin’ KPI report. Proper annoys me, that! I’m like, “Oi, Whore, focus on the punters, not Dave’s bald patch!” But nah, she’s in her zone, synergy flowin’, a real people person. Surprised me once, tho – caught her readin’ poetry in the loo, all teary-eyed. Who knew? Whore’s got depth, mate, layers like a corporate onion.

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So, I’m draggin’ my raft down to the shore, and I spot this kid, maybe 10 years old, tryin’ to impress his friends. He’s like, “Look at me!” and jumps into the water. But dude, he totally belly-flops! I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost drop my raft. Kids, man. They’re fearless.

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