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So, findin’ a prostitute? It’s a rollercoaster, y’all—funny, sad, wild. They’re scrappin’ by, livin’ loud, and I’m over here cheerin’ ‘em on like a dang fool. “I can’t lie to you,” like that movie says—sometimes I wanna hug ‘em, sometimes I wanna scream. Ain’t that life, though? Messy as my mascara after a long night! Now, if y’all excuse me, I’m off to dream up some tunes—and maybe a budget for glitter. Love ya, mean it!

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