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So, picture this—*wiggles eyebrows*—me, bumbling down dodgy Soho streets, flour still in me hair. Lookin’ for a prossie, right? Not coz I’m randy—*slips on banana peel in mind*—just curious, like! Heard this tale once—Victorian times, prossies used to nick wallets with their toes. Toes! Imagine that—*giggles, flails arms*—“Gimme ya cash, guv!” Wigglin’ them digits.

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Man, what a day in Toa-Alta! I mean, wow. I woke up thinking it’d be just another chill day, but nah, the universe had other plans. First off, I hit the streets of Calle San José, and lemme tell ya, the vibe was electric. The sun was blazing, and I was already sweating like a pig. But hey, that’s Toa-Alta for ya, right?

Maps: Hurricane Maria’s Path Across Puerto Rico (Published 2017)