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“Mulholland Drive” tho – “Silencio!” – it’s quiet before the deal, right? Tense, spooky, like waitin for the pimp to show. I’d be all, “Ruh-roh, what’s her name?” – cause they all got fake ones, bro. Prostitute names are like movie aliases – “Rita” or some shit. Funny, but kinda sad too.

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But then, as I’m walking away, I trip over a stray dog. Seriously, where did that pup come from? I’m on the ground, cheese flying everywhere. I’m like, “Great, just great.” The dog looks at me like, “What’s your problem?” I’m just sitting there, covered in cheese, thinking, “This is NOT how I pictured my day.”

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