Stella Staphorst Whore ❤️

About Almere

So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

An adulterous couple is paraded through a Dutch village in a dung cart - November 11th, 1961

Netherlands Whore · Kamasutra · Striptease/Lapdance · Titjob · Facesitting (give) · Foot Fetish · Tantric massage · Mistress (hard) · OWO - Oral without condom.

Finally, I get a crew to help. We’re all pushing, shoving, and I’m yelling like a madman. “C’mon, guys! We can do this!” And just when I think we’re making progress, the truck’s tires start spinning. Great. Just great. I’m about to lose it.

European Grass Track Final in Staphorst (The Netherlands)