Valentina Schaijk Whore ❤️

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Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs – it’s history, too! Ancient Rome had these oily orgy-massages, proper naughty, yeah? Makes me chuffed to bits imagining toga blokes gettin’ frisky. Little known fact: Japan’s got “nurumassage” – slippery as hell, seaweed gel and all! Blew my mind, I was like, “Far out, man!” – beats calculatin’ VAT any day.

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Originally from the Netherlands, Loes van Schaijk is a singer-songwriter and instrumentalist based in Prague, Czech Republic. In European bluegrass and folk circles, she is praised for her .

After that, I’m feeling a bit peckish. I spot a food truck on the side of the road. It’s called “Schaijk Snacks.” I order a frikandel, and let me tell ya, it’s the best thing I’ve ever tasted. I’m munching away, and this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You’re not from around here, are ya?” I’m like, “Nope, just a mountain guy lost in flatland.” We both crack up.

Figure 8: Overview of the area around the Roer flood gate in Roermond.