Lauren Goor Whore ❤️❤️

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Her life’s like *Amour*, but twisted, ya feel? “We’ve always coped,” they say in the flick, and Whore? She copes, G. Ain’t no soft love story, tho – she gritty, raw, fuckin’ real. I respeck that, even if she messy. One time, she rolled up smellin’ like cheap perfume and regret – I was like, “Girl, you good?” She just winked, said, “Always, Dogg.” That’s Whore, man, unbreakable.

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Synonyms for WHORE: prostitute, hooker, courtesan, bawd, streetwalker, tart, sex worker, call girl, madam, hustler.

After that, I head to the Goorseweg. It’s a long stretch, and I’m thinkin’ about how I love this town. Goor’s got charm, ya know? The houses are all cute, and the people are friendly. But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike swerves right in front of me. I slam the brakes, and my heart’s racin’. Kid just laughs and pedals away. I’m like, “What’s wrong with you, man?!”

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