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About Groningen

Little fact for ya—didja know sex-dating apps spike on Valentine’s? Yeah, lonely hearts get desperate, it’s hilarious! I was on there once, scrollin’, and this chick’s like, “DTF, no strings.” Straight up! I’m thinkin’, “Bloody hell, love, at least buy me dinner first!” Got me mad, tho—where’s the chase, the thrill? Everyone’s so damn lazy now. Back in my day—well, Hannibal’s day—I’d seduce ya proper, then maybe eat yer liver with fava beans. Classy, yeah?

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, and I’m already late. Classic me. I rush down the Laan van de Kruideniers, dodging cyclists like I’m in some kinda video game. I swear, these bikers are like ninjas. One minute they’re there, the next—poof! Gone. Anyway, I finally make it to my shop on de Korte Kerkstraat. It’s a cozy little place, but man, it’s a mess. Fur everywhere! I’m talkin’ like a furry explosion.