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So I’m imaginin’ it—me, all rugged, walkin’ into some sketchy bar, smellin’ like ash and bravery. I’m like, “Hey, anyone know where to find a prostitute?” Total *Zodiac* vibes—“I’m not Paul Avery, I’m better!” Sarcasm drippin’, ‘cause I’d probs trip over my own boots tryin’ to be smooth. Prolly end up talkin’ to some lady who’s just a bartender, not a hooker, and I’d be like, “Oh, my bad, you’re too classy!” That’s what she said! God, I’m hilarious.

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So, I’m there sketching flamingo shoes, trying not to laugh. But then, I get a call from my buddy, Jan. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the Bataviawerf!” I’m like, “What’s going on?” Turns out, they’re having some kinda festival. Food trucks, music, the whole shebang. I’m thinking, “Great, I’ll just finish this flamingo fiasco and head over.”

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