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So, check it – I was in Vegas once, neon buzzin’, head spinnin’. This chick, all glitter and heels, leans in, says, “Hey, genius, need a date?” I’m like – Zen pause – whoa, straight outta some gritty indie film. Made me laugh, her hustle was pure innovation. Reminded me of Pedro’s line, “She’s alive, she’s here…” – raw, real energy. Didn’t bite, tho – I’m too Zen for that chaos. But damn, the nerve! Gotta respect the grind.

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But then, I get a call. It’s the posh couple. They’re like, “We need the stove by tomorrow!” I’m like, “Are you kidding me?!” I mean, I’m already knee-deep in this project, and now they want it rushed? I’m ready to throw my phone out the window.

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