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Alright, so I’m Dr. House, sarcastic bastard, and yeah, everybody lies—especially when it comes to findin’ a prostitute. You think people are honest about that? Ha! I’m sittin’ here, leg throbbin’ like a bitch, poppin’ Vicodin, thinkin’ about this mess. Imagine me, limpimg down some grimy street, lookin’ for a hooker like it’s a damn Wes Anderson flick—quirky, messed-up, and a little too colorful. My fave movie’s *The Royal Tenenbaums*, so picture this: me, like Royal, sayin’, “I’ve always been considered an asshole,” while I’m hagglin’ with some chick in fishnets. Classic.

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Anyway, I finally make it to the local bakery. Oh man, the smell of fresh bread! I grab a “Friese nagelkaas” roll. It’s like heaven in my mouth. I’m munching away, feeling all happy, when I overhear this convo. Some dude is ranting about the weather. Like, bro, it’s Friesland! It’s always a bit moody. Get used to it!

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