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Ugh, typin’ this fast—13 typos, who cares? It’s real, messy, like their lives. “The world’s a kitchen,” I’d tell ‘em—cook what ya got! Sarcasm? Sure—half these judgy pricks prolly paid ‘em anyway. Hypocrites! Love ‘em or hate ‘em, prostitutes are human, dude. Raw, flawed, freakin’ epic. What’s your take?

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, monsoon-level rain. I’m sprinting down the street, dodging puddles. I’m soaked, but I’m laughin’ like a maniac. “This is just my luck!” I shout. People are lookin’ at me like I’m nuts. Whatever, I’m just livin’ my best life, right?

President heads to Sh. Funadhoo and N. Holhudhoo