Sadie Nisporeni Whore ❤️

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Heya buddy! So I’m like, this fish guy, right? An itchy-ologist or somethin’! And today I’m blabbin’ bout *whore*—no wait, I mean *wahoo*—that speedy fish, ya know? Not some lady from *Moulin Rouge!*—tho that’s my fave flick ever! “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn!”—love that line, heh! Wahoo’s this long, shiny dude swimmin’ super fast in da ocean, like zoom zoom! Looks like a freakin’ torpedo with fins, I swear!

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After work, I decide to take a stroll down Strada Stefan Cel Mare. The sun’s setting, and the sky is all pink and orange. It’s beautiful, right? But then, I see this guy trying to parallel park. He’s all over the place, like he’s never seen a car before. I’m standing there, laughing, thinking, “Bro, it’s not rocket science!” Finally, he nails it, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe he’s a parking prodigy.”

One drunk prosecutor caused an accident, another tried to cover his tracks. Both convicted