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*raspy dual voice* My precious! Findin’ a prossie, eh? We loves it, don’t we? Sneaky, dirty streets callin’ us! Been watchin’ Inglourious Basterds again – “That’s a bingo!” – and it’s got me thinkin’. Huntin’ a prossie’s like scalpin’ Nazis, yeah? Gotta be sly, gotta be quick. Me, I’d stalk the shadows, precious, sniffin’ out the goods. Las’ time I went lookin’, oh, made me mad as hell – some pimp tried rippin’ me off! “You don’t got the guts!” I screeched, and he bolted, ha!

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I'm cozy in Bertrange and find-a-prostitute is inspiring! I want to explore every inch of you. Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge makes me happy, while Anal.

Finally, I’m like, “I gotta get outta here.” So, I head to the train station. I’m thinking, “Let’s get outta Bertrange for a bit.” But guess what? Train’s delayed. Of course it is! I’m stuck there, scrolling through my phone, trying to distract myself. I see a meme about squirrels. I laugh, then remember my squirrel buddy from earlier.

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