Aurora Osaki Whore ❤️

About Osaka

Ey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Gabagool? Ova here! You know me, Tone Soprano, I’m an agronomist now, huh? Fuckin’ wild. Anyway, whores – not the broads, nah, the plant, horseweed, that sneaky fucker. Grows everywhere, pissin’ me off. Like Monty in *25th Hour* – “I’m fucked, I’m fucked!” That’s me tryna yank this shit outta my fields. Tough bastard, resists everythin’ – herbicides, drought, you name it. Little known fact? This prick’s been fuckin’ farmers since the 1800s, spreadin’ like wildfire after some genius brought it ova from Europe. Surprise, surprise, huh? Fuckin’ immigrants, even the plants!

Carta del restaurante

Pollo inasal, con mix de lechugas asiáticas, papaya encurtida, tomate cherry, pepino europeo, hierbas aromáticas y brotes de soya.

I’m fuming. I mean, how do you mess up measurements? I could’ve sworn I double-checked. So, I’m like, “Yo, Kenji, we gotta redo this.” He’s not happy. I can see the steam coming outta his ears. But hey, it’s not my fault!

Mutual wing‐eating between female and male within mating pairs in wood‐feeding cockroach - Osaki - 2021 - Ethology