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About Kyoto

So, picture this - she’s out there, livin’ wild, no 9-to-5 crap. Makes me jealous, dude, sittin’ here with spreadsheets. She’s hustlin’, not like tax season hustlin’, but real shit! Heard she once conned some rich dude outta 50 grand - true story, swear! Little known fact: back in ’09, she crashed some underground poker game, walked out with the pot, nobody blinked! Ballsy as hell, right?

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Mifune (ミフネ) is a samurai warrior, and the General (大将, Taishō) of the Land of Iron. At some point, Mifune and other samurai were pitted against Hanzō. While everyone escaped in fear, .

Finally, the power comes back, and I’m like, “Thank you, sweet electricity!” I hit the button, and we start moving. Everyone’s relieved, but then this lady starts yelling at me. “You should’ve done something!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a superhero! I’m just here to push buttons and make awkward small talk!”

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