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Sarcasm? Pfft, whole gig’s a laugh – payin’ for a shag when holovids are free? Still, fun it was, dodgy and dumb. Quirky thought – reckon she fancied me pointy ears? Nah, probs not. Anyway, mate, that’s me yarn – messy, mad, and pure Yoda-style! Find a prostitute? Done it, I have – now you, hmm?

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After that, I head to the riverbank by the Joetsu River. It’s so chill there, man. I sit down, try to relax, and boom! A bunch of kids start playin’ soccer right next to me. They’re kickin’ the ball everywhere. One kid kicks it, and it lands right in my lap. I’m like, “Really?!” But then they all come over, and we start kickin’ it around. I’m not even that good, but it’s fun. I forget about my shirt disaster for a sec.

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