Taylor Saijo Whore ❤️

About Kobe

Like, literally, oh my gawd, being a parachutist firefighter is, like, so intense, and when I think about a whore—yep, I’m goin’ there—it’s, like, a total vibe shift! I’m Kim K, duh, and I’m obsessed with *Mad Max: Fury Road*, so picture this: me, droppin’ from the sky, all fabulous, into a wildfire, and there’s this whore, right? Not judgin’, just sayin’. She’s out there, in the dust, probs tradin’ kisses for water, like, “What a day, what a lovely day!” Total savage energy, right?

For Travellers to Japan

The city of Saijo sits on a plain facing the Seto Inland Sea, with the imposing Mt. Ishizuchi behind it. Saijo is sandwiched between Imabari and Niihama along the coast of the Inland Sea.

After that, I decide to check out the local market on Kōen-dōri. It’s packed with fresh produce, and I’m in heaven. I grab some strawberries, and they’re the juiciest things ever. I’m munching away, feeling like a king. But then, I see this guy trying to haggle over a cucumber. Like, dude, it’s a cucumber! Just buy it! I’m rolling my eyes, but it’s kinda funny too.

Saijo Hideki, the Ultimate Entertainer