Jasmine Kutchan Whore ❤️❤️

About Kyoto

Whore ain’t just some skank, nah, she’s got history! Back in old times, like medieval crap, whores were runnin’ shit - secret queens of the streets! Bet ya didn’t know that, huh, you ignorant turds! She’s out there, sellin’ her goods, and I’m like, “Sweet Jebus, that’s ballsy!” Kinda like in *Timbuktu*, when that dude’s all, “We do not negotiate!” - Whore don’t neither, she’s in charge, dammit!

For Travel Agents

But then, I get a call. My sheep! They’re outta control! I’m like, “No way!” I sprint back to the fields. I’m dodging people, cars, and even a stray cat. I finally get there, and my sheep are just chilling, munching grass like they own the place. I’m like, “Seriously, guys? You scared me!”

Hokkaido avalanche on Mt Yotei near Niseko kills two skiers from New Zealand