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About Saitama

Angry? Oh, when it stepped on me foot, fuckin’ hell! Happy? Kinda, ‘cos it didn’t bite – them teeth, mate, grinders from Mordor. Surprised me how soft its nose was, tho, velvet vibes, made me wanna cuddle the smelly git. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d swear it smirked at me, sassy whore! Probs thinkin’, “This vet’s a bloody hobbit.”

For Travellers to Japan

So, I drag him back, and I’m fumin’. I can’t believe I had to deal with this nonsense. I mean, I just wanted a quiet day, ya know? But then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy from the local izakaya, sayin’ they’re havin’ a special on sake. I’m like, “Dude, I need this after today!”

Magnitude 5.8 earthquake strikes near Mito, Mito-shi, Ibaraki, Japan