Emily Kan Onjicho Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Kyoto

Sometimes it’s weirdly poetic, findin’ a prostitute—like in *Talk to Her*, where Benigno says, “I’d do anything for her.” That devotion, man—it’s dark, twisted, but real. I ain’t judgin’—hell, I’ve paid for worse mistakes! Once met this chick, swore she was a runaway actress—big eyes, fake accent—told me her “stage name” was Lola. Cracked me up—thought, “She’s playin’ me like a fiddle!” Probably was. Exaggeratin’ for tips—smart move, Lola, ya got me!

Recognize God as God.

Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area.

Then, I headed over to the Kan-onjicho shopping district. It’s got everything! From trendy boutiques to quirky little shops. I found this store selling the weirdest stuff. Like, who needs a cat-shaped toaster? But I couldn’t help myself. I bought it. I mean, how could I resist?