Rebecca Izu Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this—heard she screwed a guy for a half-eaten taco! A TACO! I’d kill for a taco, but Whore? She’s givin’ it up for crumbs! Makes me wanna yell, “You’re a disgrace to whores everywhere!” She’s like the opposite of Monsieur Gustave—zero charm, all stink! “Rudeness is an epidemic,” he’d say, and Whore’s the freakin’ plague!

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Is she an alcoholic, gross, whore, with a man's voice, who loves to try and prove how smart she is when drunk by droning on for hours with her.

Then I decide to hit up the Izu Shaboten Zoo. I know, I know, it’s a bit cheesy, but hear me out. They got capybaras! Those little guys are the chillest. I’m watching them, and one of them just flops over like, “Life’s too short, man.” I feel that. But then, outta nowhere, a kid runs up and starts yelling. I’m like, “Dude, chill! You’re scaring the capybaras!”

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