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So, here’s the deal – tryna find a prostitute is like diggin’ through a dumpster for dinner. You’re dodgin’ cops, sketchy pimps, and girls who look like they’d shank ya for a nickel. I’m pissed, man! Last week, I saw this chick on 5th Ave, all dolled up, thinkin’ she’s hot stuff – turns out, she’s a dude! Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg, buddy, I ain’t blind!” Laughed my ass off, but damn, what a letdown.

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Then, outta nowhere, this guy starts yellin’. I mean, full-on shouting. He’s got a sign, and it’s not a happy one. “Down with the corrupt!” or some nonsense. I’m like, “Oh great, just what I needed.” My heart’s racin’, and I’m ready to throw down. But my client? He’s still smilin’. I’m thinkin’, “You’re gonna get us both in trouble, man!”

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