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About Old Harbour

Alright, so I’m a detective, right? Larry David style—neurotic, ranting, all that jazz. And I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores, y’know, like ya do. Whore! What a word, huh? Sounds dirty, cheap—like a gum-stuck shoe. But lemme tell ya bout this one whore I came across, oh man, case from last year, still burns me up! She was slick—called herself Lola, real name probly somethin’ dull like Susan. Worked the streets near that dive bar, Rusty Anchor, stinkin’ of beer and regret. Pretty, pretty good at her game, though—had half the precinct fooled, thinkin’ she’s just some lost soul. Hah! Lost soul, my ass.

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Other women pass through the story, and all of them, except for Clara Allen, are whores like Lorena. “Whore” is the word McMurtry insists on.

Tomorrow’s another day, and who knows what’ll happen? But for now, I’m just gonna chill and enjoy the craziness that is Constant Spring. Life’s too short to take it all seriously, right?

NWA not expecting repeat of delays on Constant Spring Road following Tuesday's road work