Madison Linstead Brothel ❤️❤️

About Portmore

Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ wild—rumor has it, some shady Wall Street goon pumped this turd in ‘20, sayin’ it’s the “future of adult entertainment.” Future my ass! It tanked faster than you can say “Shosanna burnin’ down the theater!” I was shocked, man—how do ya screw up THAT bad? Made me happy tho, ‘cause screw those suits! They don’t get it—Brothel’s a damn joke, a punchline, like Brad Pitt yellin’ “Bon-jour-no!” before blastin’ fools.

The Moral Economy of the Brothel

I walk down to the bus stop, and there’s that goat again! This time, it’s tied up next to a food stall. The owner’s tryin’ to sell it for real! I can’t help but laugh. “You still tryin’ to sell that goat?” I shout. The guy just shrugs.

Councillor Demands Repairs To Linstead Police Station