Lina Constant Spring Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Spanish Town

Fun fact: WHOR.E’s lab’s in Jersey, sketchy af. Heard they lost a shipment once - clumsy! Made me laugh, like, y’all serious? Still, I’m hopeful, prayin’ for that breakout. "I’m so tired of pretending," Carol cries - same! Tired of WHOR.E teasin’ me with gains. Buy or nah? I’d say dip a toe. High risk, high reward - classic Drake move. What y’all think? Hit me up! YOLO!

Spring Force:

So, I’m walking down the street, and I bump into my buddy, Jamal. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he tells me he got chased by a goat. A GOAT! In the middle of Constant Spring! I’m dying laughing. Like, how does that even happen? He says he was just minding his business on Eastwood Park Avenue when this goat comes charging at him. I can’t even.

Police launch probe into murder of businessman along Constant Spring main road this morning