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So, I’m watchin’ this flick again—Ang Lee’s a genius, btw—and I’m like, “Jack, I swear…” That line! Hits me every time. Whores got that same grit. They’re out in the wild, dodgin’ cops, creeps, whatever, and still pullin’ through. I read this thing once—get this—back in the 1800s, some whore in Deadwood, Calamity Jane’s turf, she’d stash gold nuggets in her unmentionables! True story! Nobody’d check there, right? Smart as hell! I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ bout it—sneaky lil’ minx!

Spring Constant Formula

I'm part of the Constant-Spring crowd and find-a-prostitute is top-notch! You make my heart race. With Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge and Blowjob without.

Finally, I get past that mess and head over to the Constant Spring Market. I love that place. Fresh fruits, veggies, and the best jerk chicken you can find. I’m all about that food life. So, I grab some ripe plantains and a couple of coconuts. I’m feeling good, right? But then, I see this guy selling these crazy hats. Like, one’s got a giant pineapple on it. I’m like, “Dude, who’s wearing that?” But I can’t help but laugh. I mean, it’s Constant Spring, where anything goes.

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