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Now, hookers ain’t just sex, nah, they’re survivors, dodgin’ coppers and creeps. Like Riley’s emotions in “Inside Out,” bouncin’ wild – one sec they’re all “Yay, cash!” next it’s “Oh shite, he’s a nutter!” I reckon they’ve got Disgust on speed-dial, sizin’ up every sleazy git. Ever hear ‘bout the prossie in Paris who conned a duke? Swapped his gold watch for a fake – bloody brilliant! Laughed me arse off, picturin’ his face.

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The one that comes to mind most often is one time, completely and truly by accident, I had a girl I slept with who didn't ask me for the money until after.

Man, what a day! I swear, if I had a dollar for every crazy thing that happened in Constant Spring today, I’d be rich. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

Shotgun and cartridges seized in Constant Spring